Too Lazy for Fun Facts

Alright, the following paragraph will be typed with me having a blindfold on. It may make no sense at times, because I have my fingers in the wrong position.

When I was a little boy, I always dreamed of being ahorse. It seemed so freeing, Ttoy for ro eun deww in rhw qins NS NO ONE COULD CONTROL TOY. nOWADAYS, IM MUCH MORE GROUNDED IN REALITY(I readjusted my hands because I knew they weren't in the right spot) , I realize that most hourses are owned by a tyrant. That tyrant is a human and the horses has no say in rhe matter. Being a horse is the worst kind of pet, your trapped in a cage and you don't get to move . Im;ike a dog, who can run free in the house and fields, your can obly set out at certain time s and for short amounts of tim,e. This is whyt I no longer want to be a horse.

The paragraph under this is the corrected version.

When I was a little boy, I always dreamed of being a horse. It seemed so freeing, to run free in the grass. No one could control you. Nowadays, I am much more grounded in reality, I realize that most horses are owned by a tyrant. That tyrant is a human and the horses have no say in the matter. Being a horse is the worst kind of pet, your trapped in a cage and you don't get to move. Unlike a dog, who can run free in the house and fields, you can only set out at certain times and for a short amount of time. This is why I no longer want to be a horse.