Alright, the following paragraph will be typed with me having a blindfold on. It may make no sense at times, because I have my fingers in the wrong position.
When I was a little boy, I always dreamed of being ahorse. It seemed so freeing, Ttoy for ro eun deww in rhw qins NS NO ONE COULD CONTROL TOY. nOWADAYS, IM MUCH MORE GROUNDED IN REALITY(I readjusted my hands because I knew they weren't in the right spot) , I realize that most hourses are owned by a tyrant. That tyrant is a human and the horses has no say in rhe matter. Being a horse is the worst kind of pet, your trapped in a cage and you don't get to move . Im;ike a dog, who can run free in the house and fields, your can obly set out at certain time s and for short amounts of tim,e. This is whyt I no longer want to be a horse.
The paragraph under this is the corrected version.
When I was a little boy, I always dreamed of being a horse. It seemed so freeing, to run free in the grass. No one could control you. Nowadays, I am much more grounded in reality, I realize that most horses are owned by a tyrant. That tyrant is a human and the horses have no say in the matter. Being a horse is the worst kind of pet, your trapped in a cage and you don't get to move. Unlike a dog, who can run free in the house and fields, you can only set out at certain times and for a short amount of time. This is why I no longer want to be a horse.
Sunday, February 28, 2016
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Back at it Again with the Fun Facts
1. Bob Ross once painted a grey scale painting to show a color-blind man that he too could paint.
2. If you apply lib balm 1500 times you would burn 200 calories.
3. Humans has a primal "gaze detection" system that determines if someone is staring at you.
4. There are 3d printers than can print your dinner.
5. The average claw machine is programmed to only give full strength 1 out of 20 times.
6. There exists a company named "Creative Home Engineering" that specializes in making hidden rooms.
http://www.hiddenpassageway.com/ is there website.
7. When a cat brings home an animal, it is just being a responsible parent. It is showing the owner how to catch and eat prey.
8. The Guinness Book of World Records stopped recording heaviest animal because it encouraged over-feeding.
9. The Spanish Paralympic team was forced to return their gold medals when it was discovered they had several players that weren't disabled.
10. There is a cat that regularly catches the bus. He goes on the bus so often that the bus driver knows when to let the cat off.
11. Dr. Seuss's first book was rejected 27 times.
12. There is a place called "Dementia Village" that is designed to be a normal environment for people with dementia.
13. People are more creative when they walk then when they sit.
14. Flo from the Progressive commercials makes $500,000 a year.
15. Rats enjoy being tickled.
I'm stopping at 15 because its a nicer number than 16. Not because I'm lazy, I assure you.
2. If you apply lib balm 1500 times you would burn 200 calories.
3. Humans has a primal "gaze detection" system that determines if someone is staring at you.
4. There are 3d printers than can print your dinner.
5. The average claw machine is programmed to only give full strength 1 out of 20 times.
6. There exists a company named "Creative Home Engineering" that specializes in making hidden rooms.
http://www.hiddenpassageway.com/ is there website.
7. When a cat brings home an animal, it is just being a responsible parent. It is showing the owner how to catch and eat prey.
8. The Guinness Book of World Records stopped recording heaviest animal because it encouraged over-feeding.
9. The Spanish Paralympic team was forced to return their gold medals when it was discovered they had several players that weren't disabled.
10. There is a cat that regularly catches the bus. He goes on the bus so often that the bus driver knows when to let the cat off.
11. Dr. Seuss's first book was rejected 27 times.
12. There is a place called "Dementia Village" that is designed to be a normal environment for people with dementia.
13. People are more creative when they walk then when they sit.
14. Flo from the Progressive commercials makes $500,000 a year.
15. Rats enjoy being tickled.
I'm stopping at 15 because its a nicer number than 16. Not because I'm lazy, I assure you.
Sunday, February 21, 2016
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1. The modern ouija board got named when the board was asked what it should be called.
2, An IKEA once released 1,000 cats into the store just to see what would happen.
3. The U.S. is the most armed nation, with 88.1 guns per 100 people.
4. "I have a dream" was not in the original "I have a dream speech", it was ad-libbed after the fact.
5. There is a farm in Japan that can produce 10,000 heads of lettuce a day, while using %99 less water than an outdoor farm.
6. If everyone in the world piled into The Grand Canyon, they wouldn't come close to filling it up.
7. There are two McDonald's in the world that serve pizza.
8. It is impossible to sink in quicksand, because you simply aren't dense enough.
9. Suicides are crisis-oriented rather than inexorable(impossible to stop or prevent).
10. By law, no officer is ever allowed to outrank George Washington.
11. Jerusalem has been destroyed twice, besieged 23 times, been captured and recaptured 44 times, and attacked a total of 52 times.
12. In ancient lacrosse, fields ranged from 500 yards to 1.8 miles, and games could last up to 3 days.
13. Each shark has their own distinctive character and personality.
14. Google has found test scores and GPAs to be worthless when finding worthy applicants.
Bonus Fact: %16 of Google's staff hasn't even gone to college.
15. In Miami, Florida the murder rates were so high during the 1970/1980s, that the police had to rent a refrigerated trailer from burger king so the police could store all the corpses.
16. A certain type of knife exists just to scoop out Nutella from the Jar.
Lets keep this trend of 16 fun facts rolling.
2, An IKEA once released 1,000 cats into the store just to see what would happen.
3. The U.S. is the most armed nation, with 88.1 guns per 100 people.
4. "I have a dream" was not in the original "I have a dream speech", it was ad-libbed after the fact.
5. There is a farm in Japan that can produce 10,000 heads of lettuce a day, while using %99 less water than an outdoor farm.
6. If everyone in the world piled into The Grand Canyon, they wouldn't come close to filling it up.
7. There are two McDonald's in the world that serve pizza.
8. It is impossible to sink in quicksand, because you simply aren't dense enough.
9. Suicides are crisis-oriented rather than inexorable(impossible to stop or prevent).
10. By law, no officer is ever allowed to outrank George Washington.
11. Jerusalem has been destroyed twice, besieged 23 times, been captured and recaptured 44 times, and attacked a total of 52 times.
12. In ancient lacrosse, fields ranged from 500 yards to 1.8 miles, and games could last up to 3 days.
13. Each shark has their own distinctive character and personality.
14. Google has found test scores and GPAs to be worthless when finding worthy applicants.
Bonus Fact: %16 of Google's staff hasn't even gone to college.
15. In Miami, Florida the murder rates were so high during the 1970/1980s, that the police had to rent a refrigerated trailer from burger king so the police could store all the corpses.
16. A certain type of knife exists just to scoop out Nutella from the Jar.
Lets keep this trend of 16 fun facts rolling.
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Back to your Regularly Scheduled Fun Facts
1. Stephen Hawking's son once added swear words to his father's voice synthesizer as a prank.
2. A single asteroid can contain up to 20 trillion dollars worth of minerals.
3. Big Ben isn't the tower, it is the bell inside the tower.
4. All the bacteria in your body adds up to about 4 pounds.
5. Americans spend more on pets than Germany does on defense.
6. The drummer for Led Zeppelin died by taking 40 shots of vodka in one day.
7. Chimpanzees have started their Stone Age, they have been using stone tools for generations.
8. The U.S. military has a 26 page manual on how to make brownies and oatmeal.
9. Issac Newton invented the cat flap door (dog door, but for cats).
10. The winner of the 2015 French Scrabble World Championship doesn't speak French.
11. The average cloud weighs 100 elephants.
12. The word "hundred" come from the Norse word for 120.
13. The first man to die building the Hoover Dam fathered the last person to die building the Hoover Dam.
14. Blind people can get assigned a guide horse if they are allergic to dogs.
15. During World War I, the British attempted to train seagulls to poop on the periscopes of enemy submarines.
16. Worldwide, women make $18 trillion and spend $28 trillion.
Only 16 today because I'm lazy.
2. A single asteroid can contain up to 20 trillion dollars worth of minerals.
3. Big Ben isn't the tower, it is the bell inside the tower.
4. All the bacteria in your body adds up to about 4 pounds.
5. Americans spend more on pets than Germany does on defense.
6. The drummer for Led Zeppelin died by taking 40 shots of vodka in one day.
7. Chimpanzees have started their Stone Age, they have been using stone tools for generations.
8. The U.S. military has a 26 page manual on how to make brownies and oatmeal.
9. Issac Newton invented the cat flap door (dog door, but for cats).
10. The winner of the 2015 French Scrabble World Championship doesn't speak French.
11. The average cloud weighs 100 elephants.
12. The word "hundred" come from the Norse word for 120.
13. The first man to die building the Hoover Dam fathered the last person to die building the Hoover Dam.
14. Blind people can get assigned a guide horse if they are allergic to dogs.
15. During World War I, the British attempted to train seagulls to poop on the periscopes of enemy submarines.
16. Worldwide, women make $18 trillion and spend $28 trillion.
Only 16 today because I'm lazy.
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